THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend;

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed;

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants;

 A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a lot;

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t;

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISION:

Men marry because they are tired; Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointment.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband;

A man worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry;

A man cherish the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMAN:

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman;

before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Only two things are needed to keep one’s wife happy…...

One is to let her think she is living her own way; The other is to let her lives.

LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more aging to die.

THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the first word in any argument;

Anything a man says after her is the beginning of a new argument.