37 WAYS TO TELL IF SHE’S FOR REAL!

1.      Never lies to you, but always casts the truth in the most promising light.

2.      Always gives you first dibs on the Sunday paper.

3.      Gets up four in the morning and drives across town to pick you up at boys night out. Says not single word about it the next morning.

4.      Treat your child(ren) like her own.

5.      Gives you sole custody of the remote control.

6.      Lets you see her without makeup.

7.      Lets you answer her mobile.

8.      Holds your hand in public.

9.      Holds your head when you can’t hold down those four chili dogs, three bags of chips and two cream of sodas.

10.    Makes you feel like the alpha and omega of her erotic world.

11.    Forgets the thoughtless, dumb remark you made about her haircut.

12.    Remembers your ex-wife’s birthday long after you’ve forgotten it.

13.    Confides in you.

14.    Shows up at your door with candles, oil and a massage table.

15.    Tells you to invite the guys to her place to watch the big game.

16.    Doesn’t hide the breakables or make any comment when she’s washing the onion dip off the walls.

17.    Comes to all of your games – even when your team is ranked dead last.

18.    Goes out of her way to make your life better, easier, happier.

19.    Tells you her most guarded secret.

20.    Tells you her most sensuous fantasy.

21.    Make you quit smoking.

22.    Doesn’t make you feel like a jerk even when you’ve acted like one.

23.    Instructs her secretary to put your calls through no matter what she’s doing.

24.    Pampers you when you’re sick.

25.    Pampers you when you’re in perfect health.

26.    Laughs at your jokes. Every time you tell them.

27.    Cries when she learns you got the promotion you’ve been working for.

28.    Introduces you to per parents.

29.    Asks your mother for the recipe to your favourite dish. Practices making it over and over until it tastes just like mom’s.

30.    Gives you a pair of tickets to the big game and tells you to take a buddy.

31.    Gives you a pair of silk pajamas and tells you to take them on the weekend getaway she has planned for the two of you.

32.    Goes with you to your frat brother’s BYOB wedding.

33.    Wears the leather miniskirt and six-inch heels you bought her for Christmas just because you gave them to her.

34.    Wears your pajama top to bed.

35.    Keeps the ticket stubs from the movie you took her on your first date.

36.    Keeps your secrets.

37.    Keeps you coming back for more………!!!